Notes to myself...

April - where the hell did that go? Anywho, off to Amsterdam tomorrow. Was pretty sure I wasn't going to get there tho. Bloody passport was set to expire on the 12th and we don't get back until the 15th. After toying with the idea of just chancing it, I decided that I needed to get it sorted. Glasgow passport office is stowed out tho with Celtic fans tho so I had to go to bloody Duhram for the day yesterday. Not an altogether bad experience (found my first pub by 11.30 while I waited the 4 hours for my passport to be processed). Just a short 8 hours to fill till my train back home. Managed to catch X Men 2 which wasn't as bad as I actually thought it was going to be. Currently watching Channel 4's 100 worst Britains - my money is on Anne Robinson ;-)

Ok - now I'm worried. Ever wonder how many people there are in the world with the same name as you? No?, well guess what, I DO! It doesn't bother me often but I do spend a lot of time pondering (and more worryingly researching) it. I have just completed a 60 minute scour of the internet and that bloody author (my namesake) takes all the credit. Having said that I do own three of his books (Not, as Nikki suggested, so that visitors to our toilet would be impressed). We were surprised to hear the buzzer go late last night (Sunday) and an old woman stated that "I've got your phone book Mr Fleming". If anyone had wanted to get into the building this is probably the crappest reason they could have given, however I let her in and after a good 5 minute hike a small elderly woman appeared at the top of the stairs, right enough, with my phone book. Is this what happens to operators when their digits succumb to arthritis? Anyway, you can guess what I looked up first. And, No, I wasn't in the phone book. And neither was any other Fergus Fleming's. One, I guess, probably is enough.

Photos at last. Had Lucy, Kev and Greg down from Forfar this weekend. Had a skin full in our local then came back to the flat and jumped over the Penthouse wall for a private (and somewhat illegal) party on the roof garden. Sarah managed to get well bruised - see photo. Still working hard - well working anyway. Had the phone line connected this week and am sadly really enjoying being back on the internet again.
Not a lot else to report at the mo. Peace. Out. (Err- or something cool). Click for a big 'un.
Sarah and Dunk settle their differences

Falling out of window	Boo's Bruises	Niki does " Sex in the City"
	DFN

Wahey!!! - Just got our phone line connected 10 mins ago and typically have jumped on the net for the first time in ages. Got heaps of photos to upload. Had a really busy time since we moved in to the new place. Apologies to everyone that I haven't emailed for ages - looking at the stats - Im talking to you ALAN!
Went to see "The Ring" yestreday. Was well freaked when we got home. Sarah had to watch to watch sex in the city when she got home. Will write more when I'm finished surfing...

Busy week at work. Saz had this week off and decided to go flat hunting on Monday. Typically, by Monday lunch time she had signed a lease and was looking at swatches! Don't move in until Feb so got a bit of time to save. Let you know when the house warming is...

Cannae believe it's 2003 already. We should be living in space or something by now shouldn't we? Had a good NY but - V pissed as usual. My folks got their dog a couple of days ago. After all the drunken arguments about names they got the only dog who already had a name - "Boris"


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Merry Xmas & Happy New Year to y'all. A big "Ha Ha" to all those suckers who are working right now! Managed to get some time off inbetween Christmas and emm - well today. Back at work on the 3rd tho which is a pain in the arse. Anyway, had a really good one this year. Was in Forfar for the 25th then off up the road to Newburgh for Boxing day. My Mum and Dads wee doggie died about 3 months ago but there is a litter of Labradors in the village which they are looking at. Me and Sarah went up to see them. A mountain of 6 week old puppies (10 of em). Needless to say, Sarah insisted that we take all of them. One night, we tried to decide on a name which degenerated into a drunken rabble and with names like "Wayne" and "Hughie" being banded about it's not surprising. Good laugh tho.

Had my Police driver training test today. Felt like 9 years ago when I had my proper driving test. I wasn't bricking it - just more thinking about what to tell everyone after I failed. Needless to say I passed ;-)
Was up in Forfar this weekend for Sarahs mum's 50th - was a really god night - I think - I had my works lunch and so was in the pub on Friday from 11.30am! Got another works lunch next week - It might be more alcoholically restrained this time though...
STILL haven't bought any bloody christmas pressies yet - me and Saz went uptown last weekend, got as far as the pub and didn't get much further - oops. Feeling a bit more christmassy this year than last year - the bloody freezing weather helps - oh and the Top of the pops christmas special - very sad.

I'm sure my last post has dissapeared into the ether but I cant remember if I actually typed anything or just dreamt it ;-) Speaking of dreams, my sister called me last week to tell me she had dreamt that I'd been killed in a car accident - today I was uptown and seriously, nearly fell infront of a car - not really spooky but I got a shock! Was in Wales last weekend doing some work for my dad. Met up with my Cuz in Bristol which was cool. Got the tour of Bristol - really nice city.
Got my DVD player from Saz for my birthday today. We're planning on having a massive DVD fest and not leaving the house for a while. Not much else going down. Cant believe it's December tomorrow. I got my first full pay since February yesterday. It's wierd having money - I've got bugger all to spend it on!

Notes from my death bed...
Feeling TOTALLY shite right now. Had a few days off work with the worst Flu I've ever had. Thought I was getting better but last night my ear was killing me. Went to the hospital to find out that I have an infection in both ears and tonsilitus to boot!
Och well - I may aswell get it all out the way at the same time.
Was up north last week for my birthday (thanks for the pressies - you know who you aren't!). Met up with Al before he left to go on his travels. Had a wicked night out on my birthday - very spooky!
Got to go and find some extra strong pills empty my bowl of mucus now... :-)

Decided that we were going to have an adrenalin coaster-tastic weekend and so hopped in the car to go to Blackpool Pleasure beach and Alton towers. I wasn’t sure what to expect but Blackpool is twice as kitsch as I could possibly have hoped! Stayed in a Lurvely B&B in Blackpool which only stung us £20 pppn – with 5 of us in a tiny room! Anyway, we came for that coasters and weren’t disappointed at all.
Had a mere 11 hour stint in the park before calling it a day.
On Sunday we left super early to drive to Alton. The branches bounding off the car on the M6 and the countless fallen trees in the middle of the road should have been indicator enough that things weren’t as favorable as they might have been. Regardless, we braved the roads and ended up there to find that the park was shut for the 1st time EVER in it’s history – sods law eh?! Still worth it though - we'll be back!

Well - Miracle upon miracles happened this week when I finally landed ma sel' a joab with THESE guys.
Going well so far. Bit of a shock to the system getting up before midday and I'm suffering from countdown withdrawl symptoms...

Was up in Forfar this weekend. Rather drunken shenanegans. Sarah's car exploded on Friday. The engine started making massive clunking noises - not healthy. Got the AA out and its in the garage @ the mo. The wedding last weekend was brilliant. Good to catch up with my Cuz's again. Did a bloody stupid thing yesterday - spilt an entire bottle of IrnBru on my laptop - which promptly started making loud buzzing noises and cutting out. Had to take it to about 4000 pieces and wash it. It's never worked so well tho...

Staying @ Dunc's house at the mo while they're off on holiday. Managed to block their sink and bizarrely enough had a shower with lentils swimming around my feet - I smelt GREAT! Sorry D :-( Off to London this weekend - got my Cuz's wedding. t'll be good to see everyone again.

Dunc showed me a brilliant web site the other day. The Internet Archive. They've been downloading web pages since 1996 and archiving them. My personal favourite is "A look at the fascinating world of antiques and what they're worth" from The Press and Journal. Shows you just how rubbish the Net used to be!

Sarah has just bought her Aunties car. It's in really good condition. No doubt you'll see her about in it - it isn't very subtle!

Today is a very sad day....I finally have to bid a fond farewell to the trainers that I have worn for nearly two years and that have taken me round the world - Twice! Mind you - it was only a matter of time before environmental health came round and removed them for me.

Long Long time since last update........Back in the UK

Living in Edinburgh @ the mo.

Looking for a job. Sarah has got her old job back so I'm a kept man for the mo - wich I don't totally mind!

Spend most of my time doing festival stuff and walking the streets right now. Thats what unemplyed people do isn't it?!

Had another great day in HK. Been to a temple and Sarah got her fortune read - freaked her out a bit!! Time is moving really quick - taken heaps of photos - quite good because we can't remember what we've been doing...catching the plane @ 11 tonight. Really excited now. See ya soon...F&S.

HK is ace :-) We're staying in Kowloon - across the harbour from Hong Kong island. Spent yesterday looking around - I dragged Sarah to the space museum. There were heaps of cool rides but I was 2 heavy (fat) to get on 'em. Got an ace photo of Sarah in a 0 gravity simulator! Caught the ferry to Hong Kong island today. Went up the highest peak for more photos. V smoggy - as you'd kinda expect. Then we went to Ripleys believe it or not Oddotorium - which was cheesy but kinda cool. Then off to Madamme Tussaud's for more photos of me with Elle and Naomi - you got to really ;-) It's getting dark here now and we're in the centre of town - the lights are amazing. Photo time again. Hope you don't mind Dad but I've got about 20 spools for you to develop when I get home! Can't believe we are leaving tomorrow!!! See you soon...

Hong Kong